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Funny Forex Jokes
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

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The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they're smart.

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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. (c) Clint Eastwood

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What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more. (c) Will Rogers

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If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. (c) J. Paul Getty

Category: Funny Forex | Added by: forex-market (2009-07-29)
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